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			<title><![CDATA[ Santa - the role model ]]></title>
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  All Santa wants for Christmas is..
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  Health Care that will cover his lung Cancer...
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			<title><![CDATA[ This is how you clean a kid right? ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Obama Himself Cracking Jokes ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>&quot;That&#39;s what he talked about yesterday, &#39;I want to drill here. I want to drill now.&#39; I don&#39;t know where he was standing. I think he was
in a building somewhere.&quot; ~Obama on John McCain&#39;s energy plan.</p>

<p>&quot;I would have to…investigate more of Bill&#39;s dancing abilities, you know, and some of this other stuff before I accurately judge whether he was in
fact a brother.&quot; ~Obama on whether Bill Clinton was <em><span>our <span style="border-bottom: 1px... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Obama, McCain and All Hillary Die And Go To Heaven ]]></title>
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<p><span id="intelliTXT"><span><span>John McCain, <span style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(0, 128, 0); text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(0, 128, 0); font-size: 12px; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-family: &amp;#39;lucida grande&amp;#39;,verdana,arial,sans-serif;" class="IL_LINK_STYLE">Hillary Clinton</span>, and</span> <span class="IL_SPAN">Barack Obama</span> all die and go to
heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, &quot;Do... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Ghandi ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ghandi was a very holy man who often fasted and therefore often had bad breath. He would often take long barefoot pilgrimages with his followers.
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Becasue of all this he was known as a
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super-calloused fragile mystic aneorexic with halitosis.
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Jim ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The Pope and Dopey ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong><u>The Pope and Dopey</u></strong> The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs who are drinking in a bar. As he is finishing his speech on comparative
religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question. &quot;Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?&quot;. &quot;No Dopey,&quot; responds the Pontiff,
&quot;there are not&quot;. &quot;Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?&quot;, Dopey questions. &quot;No Dopey,&quot; chuckles the Pope,
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			<title><![CDATA[ Three Men ]]></title>
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A Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a Marine are all walking together
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one day.  They come across a lantern .
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A Genie pops out of it. &#39;I will give each of you one wish, which is three
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wishes in total&#39;, says the Genie.
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			<title><![CDATA[ What do you think about that? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for
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86-year-old said ,&#39;Things are great and I&#39;ve never felt better.&#39;
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I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
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&#39;So what do you think about that Doc ?&#39;
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The doctor considered his... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Scam Alert ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Goverment Jobs ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
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The interviewer asks him, &quot;Are you allergic to anything?&quot; He replies, &#39;Yes - caffeine.&quot;
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&quot;Have you ever been in the military service? &quot;Yes,&#39; he says. &#39;I was in Iraq for two years.&quot;</span></font></p>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Massachusetts Winters ]]></title>
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Aug. 12-Moved into our new home in Massachusetts . It is so beautiful here. The
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hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old oak tree in
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my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the seasons. This is truly
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God&#39;s Country. 
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Oct. 14-Massachusetts is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real
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special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different colors.
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I love all of the shades of... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ skydiving accident ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Be the man of the house! ]]></title>
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  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><font face="Times New Roman">The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, &#39;YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR
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  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><font face="Times New Roman">He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
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  &#39;From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.</font></span>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Home Work? ]]></title>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">(Here&#39;s the reply the teacher received the following day) 
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<font face="sans-serif" color="#CC0033" size="5">Dear Mrs. Jones,
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I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. 
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I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Prank Calls ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Way to funny.
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<a target="_blank" href="http://noolmusic.com/my_video/tom_mabe_prank_call_-_ebaums_world_video.php"></a><a href="http://noolmusic.com/my_video/tom_mabe_prank_call_-_ebaums_world_video.php">http://noolmusic.com/my_v..._-_ebaums_world_video.php</a></p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ How to tell the differenct between a female bird and a male bird! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Can you figure it out?
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<br>
<img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/7313658b4b755a557d6fd725dbd02df0d0478877.gif" alt="image">

<p>Wow I did&#39;n&#39;t know it was that easy!
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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:16:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Golf any one? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img height="35" src="http://agfmessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/banana.gif" width="33" alt="image">  <strong><font face="Verdana" color="#9900FF">If
anyone is interested in a little fun and likes to go Putt-Putt golfining.....here is a site for you....</font></strong>
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<strong><font face="Verdana" color="#9900FF"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.ibogleif.dk/spil/flashspil/minigolf/minigolf.swf"></a><a... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ a christmas carol! ]]></title>
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<p>Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.</p>

<p>&quot;In honor of this holy season&quot; Saint Peter said,  &quot;You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.&quot;</p>

<p>The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. &quot;It represents a candle&quot;, he said.</p>

<p>&quot;You may pass through the pearly gates&quot; Saint Peter said.</p>

<p>The second man reached... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ How Many Five Year Olds... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img height="13" src="http://agfmessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/wth.gif" width="13" alt="image">Could you beat up??
<br>
Prewarning:  This is from a dating site, but you can still get your quiz results in the bottom right corner of the last page of the survey without joining up!
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<font face="Arial" size="2"><br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5">http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5</a><img... ]]></description>

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